If you’re looking to bring joy and cheer to someone’s birthday, then there is no better way than with some hilarious dad jokes! Whether it be a grand bash or a cozy event, these puns are sure to make the day extra special. So don’t hesitate – break out those bad jokes and deliver an unforgettable celebration!

Do you want to make any birthday special? Utilize dad jokes tailored to your loved one’s interests! From their favorite sports team, or a particular type of cuisine they love, there are lots of possibilities that will bring out their unique personality. Let the jokes be customized for them and see how quickly it can turn into an unforgettable day for both of you.

Here are a few examples of happy birthday dad jokes that you can use to wish a happy birthday:

  • “Why couldn’t the birthday cake stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.”
  • “Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.”
  • “Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.”
  • “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.”
  • “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.”

Let your special someone know just how much they mean to you on their birthday by adding a touch of humor and lots of heartfelt messages. Whether it’s through an e-card, text message or even in person, show them that the day is all about celebrating them! Don’t be afraid to make some jokes as well – laughter truly does bring joy! Make sure this special occasion stands out for many years to come with unique words full of love and kindness.

  1. What did you get for your birthday? Another year!
  2. What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? a-CAW!
  3. What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? “Hi Buster.”
  4. When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!
  5. What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
  6. Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.
  7. What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
  8. I eat cake twice a year. When it’s my birthday, and when it isn’t.
  9. What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!
  10. Facebook should change its name to Acquaintance Birthday Reminder.
  11. Happy Birthday. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory! 
  12. Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!
  13. Can’t remember the last time I said Happy Birthday using my actual voice.
  14. I think its my mom’s birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check.
  15. On my birthday, my family tried to surprise me with a car But they missed.
  16. What kind of headphones did Chris Brown get Rihanna for her birthday? Beats.
  17. What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake of course!
  18. Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!
  19. Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Happy birthday! 
  20. What should I do for my 30th birthday? I’m only 23 but it pays to b prepared.
  21. I forgot my brother’s birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing yet.
  22. What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records? January 1st, 1993.
  23. Happy birthday Bob Marley. Shirts with your face on it are now sold at Walmart.
  24. Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
  25. What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl? Go ‘head girl, it’s sherbert day.
  26. When I reach your age I’ll still younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy birthday! 
  27. Today is Sigmund Freud’s birthday Which reminds me, Mother’s Day is this weekend.
  28. What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? “Happy Birthday To Gnu!”
  29. Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier? He moved down-under!!
  30. Oh, it’s your “birthday month?” That’s nice, grown adult. I hope you don’t survive it.
  31. It’s your birthday, but make sure you get all your present before you offend everyone. 
  32. I am against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it Happy Birthday man, we miss you.
  33. Nothing more awkward than singing happy birthday to a person whose name you don’t know.
  34. Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
  35. What’s the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic On Their Birthday? Throw Them A Surprise Party.
  36. Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party? Because it was more Loki than he wanted. 
  37. What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
  38. You know the difference between my birthday and a courtroom? My dad shows up at a courtroom.
  39. What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday? I’ll column later.
  40. What does a white supremacist eat on their birthday? A KKKake. I’ll just see myself out now.
  41. How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on? -asking for a friend.
  42. It’s the day after my birthday and I feel like an idiot. Probably because I was born yesterday.
  43. I bought my dog a brand new flatscreen for his birthday today – I even had it engraved! TO SHIBA.
  44. What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
  45. I’m gonna have an Avengers themed birthday party But don’t tell anyone, I’m trying to keep it Loki.
  46. My birthday is the 26th, the day of the first Presidential Debate. I do love comedy on my birthday!
  47. Birthday Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
  48. Facebook has pretty much made it impossible to ever again say, “I had no idea it was your birthday!”
  49. Why are birthday’s good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
  50. Remember when we stayed up late running from the law? No? Good. I don’t either. Happy Birthday oldie! 
  51. It’s Facebook’s 10th birthday today. Let’s all click “Maybe” on the event invite and then not show up.
  52. What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday? I know what you’re going to get, I felt your presents.
  53. How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
  54. ‘I’m really excited about the Pixar cowboy figure I got for my birthday.’ ‘Woody?’ ‘Not quite that excited.’
  55. Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
  56. The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says “Happy Birthday” and you say “Thanks you too!”
  57. How can you tell when the blonde’s boyfriend’s birthday is? when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead.
  58. Some bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
  59. Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing “Happy Birthday” to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free.
  60. Surprise parties are great. Depress your friend by pretending to forget their birthday, then terrify them briefly.
  61. I’m sorry this birthday cake suffered a severe accident where my hand fell into it and a chunk of it filled my mouth.
  62. I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you’re set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you.
  63. Why did Harry Potter’s friends pick him up and pass him around on his birthday? They were playing pass the Parseltongue.
  64. Given their destructive force to homes, kids’ birthday parties should get names like hurricanes do. Birthday Party Hugo.
  65. Interviewer: “What did you like best about your last job?” Me: “Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.”
  66. Happy 12th birthday to Google. Only one year left to use it, dears! When it becomes a teenager, it won’t answer anything.
  67. I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday It’s like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way.
  68. Today is my mom’s birthday or as she calls it, Cinco de Seis, because someone taught her just enough Spanish to be annoying.
  69. Guy at the cake shop: So is this for a friend? Me: No, it’s for me. Apparently it’s weird that I’ve had 9 birthdays this year.
  70. Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. After that we’ll go by who has the birthday closest to today, then by height.
  71. For my birthday I’m going somewhere with no internet access. Pretty sure this will involve time travel and possibly dinosaurs.
  72. It was my son’s birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling. They had a great time, he would have loved it.
  73. What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D.
  74. Amal Clooney bought hubby George a riding lawnmower for his 55th birthday. I have never been so jealous of a garden tool in my life.
  75. Guys, if you forget your girl’s birthday, just look into her eyes and say, “I love you.” Then run, because that is not going to help.
  76. Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to.
  77. Too much of my life is spent trying to think of something to write on people’s FB walls for their birthday other than “Happy Birthday!”
  78. The Water Board sent me a notice saying that my bill was a year old, I obviously apologized for forgetting, and sent them a birthday card.
  79. What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to pick up my birthday cake!
  80. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Welcome to the jungle. Happy Birthday to you. – Christina Aguilera at a kid’s birthday party.
  81. A surprise party on someone’s birthday isn’t surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night.
  82. It’s my birthday, so here’s a related joke. Why are birthdays good for you? Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.
  83. Dad got his son a birthday card A dad got his son a bday card that said “Holey cow! It’s your birthday!” And it had a picture of a cow with holes in it.
  84. A man goes to a house of ill repute on his hundredth birthday He tells the madam, “I’d like a woman.” “Forget it old man, you’ve had it.” “How much do I owe you?”
  85. How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh I don’t think that’s possible. Oh yes it is – I’m nine today.
  86. Where can I find that “4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards” Birthday Card? I’ve been checking online with no luck, unless I’m checking the wrong place.
  87. Anyone else like the holidays of other cultures? Like, I love the one where you take a bunch of presents and hide them in the attic. Or as you may know it, Anne Frank’s birthday.
  88. I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my son’s birthday, but I’ve just had a phone call saying that their people carrier’s broken down. All I know is that they’re in a Galaxy far, far away.
  89. So it’s my birthday and my parent sang me happy birthday. Mom: “Happy birthday to you!” Dad: “Happy birthday to you!” Mom: “Happy birthday to you!” Dad: “You were born because your mom sniffed glue.”
  90. On Fred’s 17th birthday his Dad said he’d take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car the father said “Just one thing Fred. If you’re going to hit anything make sure it’s cheap.”
  91. What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday? Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, “Thank you.”

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